Back to school, in my dream
Yesterday, I had a weird dream about me being back to school in junior, (2nd year). I don't know why but, these are the people I got covered in my dream - obviously me, K.T Nath, Kapil, Gupta, Deepthi, Me-da-tha (you read it right), Trinath, Srikanth P (Banda from Mechanical) and my school friend Sharad from 10th grade, (don't know what the hell he was doing in our school instead of his, BITS Pilani).
Well, it all started with everyone messing around, enjoying coming to school, then bunk classes to watch movies. Any one remember how the classes where when held by Neelima and Krishna? It was those times.
Somehow Medatha was sent to handle us and teach some Math that he doesn't know. As we all know, he is inclined to our ladies and started messing around, which seemed not pleasing to, obviously, our Kapil and interestingly, Gupta. When Medatha got interrupted and was told to teach Math, then he started ... blah blah ^ 2 * integral of blah blah ... (words got swalloed) = blah blah.
My friend Sharad, from BITS Pilani, got fired up and started yelling.. "Don’t know how come these lecturers get hired for teaching this crap". I completely agree with him, do you remember another test case is our Gabbilam (forgot his name) teaching SMT? However, he being skinny guy got man-handled by Medatha.
Everyone including Kapil and Gupta got calmed down, except for Trinath. After seeing Trinath get agitated by the scene, Medatha was bit afraid but felt comfortable, when he said "He will go and call Police to handle Sharad." It was quite disappointment to everyone to get turned by one after the other.
However, Trinath, being deligent, went down and get Cricket kit and handled items (wickets & bats etc) to everyone. As soon as the situation went bad, everyone started battering Medatha. Not withstanding our kumm-udu, medatha, paa-pam cha-chaa-du. So, we decided not to leave any traces of us behind and split up as teams to keep away from school for a while.
K.T and I teamed up, and go away. Only after driving for 20 mins we realized that KT forgot his bag at school, leaving a trace. So, we decided to get it back. Since we could not get into that room directly, (don't ask why), we decided to work around and go through some other place.
While passing through, we came across an Item, new English lecturer. We chatted and some fun (no questions please) and left soon as we realized that we got to go. Somehow we managed to take the bag and left the scene without getting noticed by others; ignore the Item for the time being.
Later, K.T and I started some business in Bangalore. As we have no school, life & business was going smooth. We had no clue of who that Item was, and no one has any clue of what happed to Medatha. But one early morning, while I was in deep sleep, my door was knocked by someone and he is calling "Shyam, Shyam ..." To my surprise, I found that he was my brother, continued to say.. "Its 7AM already, wake up."
For a moment I thought what the hell he is doing in Bangalore. But soon I realized that I had to get ready for another long work day, just like yesterday. So, what you guys think, who is next for morrow's dream / nightmare? Feel free to post your comments
Shyam K. Arjarapu
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next dream...easy one
next dream...easy one ra....me-da-tha very angry...is looking for someone to teach you a lesson...confides with sudha (u know which one)...she agrees to help...so one fine day on your way back home you encounter the GANG. kapil and gupta take the heat...others were fortunately not on the scene...me-da-that with knucle duster, just imagine...we all know what happens next...for the scientifically oriented...the trajectory of his knuckle is in relative acceleration with the lower part of someones head and heading towards the subject...the acceleration therefore is positive...the metal increases the momentum of the knuckle, thereby resulting in greater damage than if metal wasnt involved...once the metal contacts the subject, the subject takes the impulsive force. third law of newton in case you forgot...for the layman, someone gets hit quite hard and bad. next day news of the college if not the whole town...charged with being in a 'street brawl'...kapil challenges the principal to a debate on what constitutes a street brawl...principal declines...how bout a demonstration?...principal declines...kapil charges out of the room...everyone follow...principal offended...feels insulted forvever...this starts a relationship with us he can never forget...as for KT no point going back for his bag...doesnt he know that unattended items tend to disappear especially in our college...keep ur bling on you...we know who and what, why and where but not how?...only his lunch box remains...but no lunch inside...somaraju asking for money...suresh dancing on the bus...somu not like the beat...suresh invites him to join his dance troupe...somu declines because he cant dance...suresh relieved...how can he dance with somu...somu asks for dancing and singing fee...suresh refuses...citing his fundamental rights, of his right to speech...trinath getting angry very quickly as he always does...cricket bat already in his hand...now he has cooled down...but wait, here he goes again...cricket bat already in his hand...ad infinitum ;-)...shyam develops free library software...not to keep the books inside...but to help the librarian take the books outside ;-). this is how he takes revenge...a good plot for 'the revenge of the nerds - desi version'...does bring back good old memories...maybe not for those involved...experiences however, we can never forget.